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<<set $weirder to ['You have a feeling that today is going to be a very normal day. What would you like to do today?', 'You have a feint that today is going to be a very normal daydream. What would you like to do today?', 'You have a felicity that today is going to be a very normal daylight. What would you like to do today?', 'You have a feline that today is going to be a very normal daze. What would you like to do today?', 'You have a fell that today is going to be a very normal dazzle. What would you like to do today?', 'You have a fellow that today is going to be a very normal deacon. What would you like to do today?', 'You have a fellowship that today is going to be a very normal deaconess. What would you like to do today?', 'You have a felon that today is going to be a very normal deadbeat. What would you like to do today?']>> $weirder[$weirdness] [[Go to store]] [[Go to park]] <<if $clicked is false>> <<click "Get weirder" "Start">><<set $weirdness to $weirdness+1>><<set $clicked to true>><</click>> <</if>>

<<set $store to ['You go to the store. You pick out a selection of your favorite groceries. Apples, oranges, bread, chips, the works. Then, you take your groceries to self checkout and pay for them.', 'You go to the storefront. You pick out a selector of your favorite groins. Appliances, orangeries, bread-bin, chipmunks, the workshop. Then, you take your groins to self-starter checkpoint and pay for them.', 'You go to the storehouse. You pick out a self of your favorite grooms. Applicants, orations, breadcrumb, chiropodists, the workstation. Then, you take your grooms to seller cheddar and pay for them.', 'You go to the storekeeper. You pick out a self-starter of your favorite grooves. Applications, orators, breadfruit, chirps, the world. Then, you take your grooves to selling cheek and pay for them.', 'You go to the storeroom. You pick out a seller of your favorite gropes. Appointees, oratorios, breadwinner, chirrups, the worm. Then, you take your gropes to semester cheekbone and pay for them.', 'You go to the storey. You pick out a selling of your favorite grosses. Appointments, oratories, break, chisels, the worrier. Then, you take your grosses to semibreve cheer and pay for them.', 'You go to the stork. You pick out a semester of your favorite grottos. Appraisals, orbs, breakage, chits, the worry. Then, you take your grottos to semicircle cheerleader and pay for them.', 'You go to the storm. You pick out a semibreve of your favorite grouches. Appreciations, orbits, breakdown, chlorides, the worship. Then, you take your grouches to semiconductor cheese and pay for them.']>> $store[$weirdness] [[Go to bed]]

<<set $park to ['You decide to go for a walk in the park. You see some cute dogs, you see a few couples picnicking, you see children playing. You sit on a bench overlooking a lake and watch the ducks for a bit before walking home.', 'You decide to go for a walk in the parka. You see some cute dogcarts, you see a few couplets picnicking, you see childhoods playing. You sit on a benchmark overlooking a lam and watchband the duckings for a bitch before walkout homecoming.', 'You decide to go for a walk in the parking. You see some cute dogfights, you see a few coupons picnicking, you see childminders playing. You sit on a bend overlooking a lama and watchdog the ducklings for a bite before walkover homeland.', 'You decide to go for a walk in the parkland. You see some cute doggies, you see a few courages picnicking, you see chills playing. You sit on a bender overlooking a lamb and watcher the ducts for a bitter before walk-up homeopath.', 'You decide to go for a walk in the parkway. You see some cute doggies, you see a few courgettes picnicking, you see chillis playing. You sit on a benediction overlooking a lambskin and watchman the duds for a bivouac before walkway homeowner.', 'You decide to go for a walk in the parley. You see some cute doglegs, you see a few couriers picnicking, you see chillies playing. You sit on a benefactor overlooking a lame and watchstrap the dudes for a blab before wall homestead.', 'You decide to go for a walk in the parliament. You see some cute dogmas, you see a few courses picnicking, you see chimes playing. You sit on a benefactress overlooking a lament and watchtower the duels for a blabber before wallaby homicide.', 'You decide to go for a walk in the parliamentarian. You see some cute do-gooders, you see a few courts picnicking, you see chimeras playing. You sit on a beneficiary overlooking a lamentation and watchword the duets for a blabbermouth before wallet homily.']>> $park[$weirdness] [[Go to bed]]

<<set $weirdness to 0>> <<set $clicked to false>> <center><h1>A Normal Day</h1> [[Start]] </center>

You go to bed and dream a normal dream. <<if $weirdness == 7>> Your dream turns weird. <<set $weirdness to 0>> <</if>> <<set $clicked to false>> [[Time for another normal day!|Start]]